Conan gets sexxxxxxay

Gun-toting wingnut wanna-be Ag Commish Dale Peterson finishes third

Remember our buddy Dale Peterson, the gun-totin', rootin-tootin' wanna-be Ag Commissioner from Alabama who wanted to run the bastards off that wanted to steal your money? He finished third.

There is hope.



And this Funny Or Die! parody was brilliant.

Updated Dale Peterson commercial

Referencing this:

"I'll shoot you right in the goddamned head"

We're Better Than That, Too!!!! w/ Dale Peterson - watch more funny videos

Dave Grohl starring in: FRESH POTS!!!!

James Cameron directs Kathryn Bigelow in hilariously bad but sincere Bill Paxton 80's music video

Black Book

Back in the day, erstwhile Cameron mainstay Bill Paxton had a short lived band called Martini Ranch, for which Cameron directed this wild-west-themed video. In it, (Cameron's now-ex, and Oscar-winning Hurt Locker director Kathryn) Bigelow plays the leader of a group of female gunslingers who ride in to town and quickly rustle up some trouble. The song is regrettable, but the deliriously over-the-top video more than makes up for it. Look for cameos by Lance Henriksen, Paul Reiser, Jenette Goldstein, and Adrian Pasdar!

2 observations:
1)Personally, I can't believe Cameron, Bigelow or Paxton had a career after this.
2)Watch the opening scene, could this have been the birth of steampunk?

The formula for the BEST MOVIE TRAILER EVER!!!!

Destined to win the Academy Award for Awesomeness

Health care summit: the trailer

Jon Stewart on the Republican cries of "set-up" over the health care summit

The Funny: Nickelback "tribute"

Observations from a football weekend

So with the view house looking like this...


It seemed like a good day to watch football. However, as an Eagles fan, ESPN greeted me with the following graphic. On one hand, that's an awesome achievement. On the other hand, the only team on that list without a Super Bowl win in that run is... you guessed it.



Watching the J - E - T - S loseloselose, I snapped this picture of Mark Sanchez. Apparently he has control of the Department of Homeland Security terror watch list on his wristband. "Cover 2, threat level 4. I'll just toss a pick here."



Here's the disturbing part of the day. Chevy is running a series of commercials with Howie Long, one of him is a spot featuring him and the obligatory precocious little girl with curls.

That's not the disturbing part. The disturbing part is in this still. Her pointing, not at the Chevy, but at Howie's junk. Like, right at it.

You be the judge.



"Mr. Long, why do have the keys down your pants?" If you have a better caption, post it here.

Lieberman is just as big of an asshole when he's a puppet

Correction of the Year: Washington Post

presented without comment, as it needs none


Hit me....

Craig Ferguson and bagpipes

This is filthy, but it's really, really funny.

Love haggis....

Zombie Reagan raised from grave to lead GOP

Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

Victim in fatal car accident tragically not Glenn Beck

Brilliance from the Onion

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Cartman sings Poker Face

I'm sorry, but this is really really funny.

Douchebags take the word back

The Axe body spray. The Ed Hardy gear. The fake tans. The pink shirts. You know a douchebag when you see one, and until now, you've made fun of them. Well, they're not going to take it anymore. Watch this inspirational video where the Bluetooth-wearing, shocker-flashing tools we all know take back the word "douchebag" in a big way.

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Drunkest Guy Ever (Silent Film version)

This is hilarious. The original is great but the Olde Timey music just makes it brilliant.

PSA: Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm support insurance companies

Protect Insurance Companies PSA from Will Ferrell

Gus Porter: American Legend

No Nazi socialist health care for him....

Starring the great Thomas Haden Church

Duke Nukem Disease

This is hysterical. Duke Nukem disease dooms it's sufferers to move only like the character from the first-person shooter game.