2.10.2009

Bill O'Reilly plays Chrissy the Hippo

Jon Stewart lays into Bill O'Reilly and his hypocritical views on privacy.

Bill O'Reilly hates paparazzi. He calls them "scum of the earth". He's not necessarily wrong, either. Apparently, however, there's a caveat to that "Constitutionally mandated privacy".

In BillWorld, you're only entitled to privacy if O'Reilly doesn't have a beef with you. If he does, and you refuse to come before him on his program ("kneel before Zod"), then he sends camera crews to ambush you.

And what do we call camera crews that ambush people? That's right, paparazzi.

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