Kanye West, Chris Brown and Rihanna are all idiots Chris Brown and O.J.

...and which of them is the biggest idiot is a coin flip.

Let's start with Kanye:

Taping an episode of VH1's Storytellers, Kanye had the following Homeric recitation to make:

"Can't we give Chris (Brown) a break? ... I know I make mistakes in life … Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing ... He's a real fuckin' person; he makes mistakes … O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?"

Oh no, he did-uhnt! Oh yes, he did.

Sure, O.J. might have an anger management problem, but only murdered TWO people. And it was all on ONE night. But he ran with that ball amazing well for a decade. That's gotta at least be a wash, right? No?

Now to Chris Brown. This is easy... here's Rihanna on Grammy Night. Sometimes you've gotta tell 'em twice, right Chris?



So why is the battered woman an idiot? Because SHE TOOK HIM BACK. 

Oh no, she did-uhnt! Oh yes, she did. 

Nice message to the girls who made you rich. Look for her next single "Self-Esteem Ain't Worth a Shit". I've got an idea for the album cover.

(WWTDD)