6.11.2009

Stewart v. Scarborough

So many feuds, so little time.

Jon Stewart has been hammering Morning Joe for flogging Starbucks coffee. Joe Scarborough (or Doucheboro, as Stewart has referred to him) has been feeling the heat. Earlier in the week, he referred to Stewart as an "angry, angry guy" with a Napoleonic complex.

So Stewart has responded. (best line: "His show isn't brewed by Starbucks, it's brewed by Massengill!") This time, a stung and weepy Stewart, smeared with runny mascara, retreated into the bowels of his studio, donned a Napoleon costume, and mounted a horse to retreat in old-timey French emo-sadness. That's when John Oliver, playing tiny Duke of Wellington, taught Stewart to embrace his anger. "Get back in there, and you rage, man. You rage!"

Note to Doucheboro and Palin: don't screw with comics. They're smarter and funnier than you. You're not going to win.
The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Jon's Napoleonic Complex
www.thedailyshow.com

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