Eeeewwwww..... That's disgusting

....oh, you meant personality-wise. Oh.....

Sorry.

Be a better Tea Partier, Tip #1: send lots of racist emails,blame Democrats

Carl Paladino, Tea Party candidate for governor of New York, finds himself in racial trouble (again), this time for sending racist, sexually explicit and beastiality-themed emails to friends.

Here's a rundown. Extremely graphic pictures can be seen at WNYMedia:

• Ahead of Obama's swearing-in ceremony, Paladino sent around a video entitled "Obama Inauguration Rehearsal." The video shows an African tribesman dancing, and is apparently popular among white supremacists.
• An email with the subject line "Proof the Irish discovered Africa" containing a video of monkeys that appear to be doing a Riverdance-style jig.
•  A video of a naked woman sent from a government email account.
• A bestiality video involving a horse screwing a woman.
• An email featuring this motivational poster:

• A photo of Barack and Michelle dressed in 70's blaxploitation pimp and ho outfits:

• A video entitled “Miss France 2008 fucking”
• A picture of Linda Lovelace's granddaughter licking a hot dog entitled "Now this is talent"

For his part, Paladino's spokesman doesn't deny any of it:

New York Daily News
Carl Paladino has forwarded close friends hundreds of email messages he received. Many of these emails he received were off color, some were politically incorrect, few represented his own opinion, and almost none of them were worth remembering.

We're not surprised the political establishment feels threatened by Carl's drive the take Albany back for taxpayers. Our campaign won't be wading through the details of what is just another liberal Democrat blog smear. It figures that members of the Party who brought us record taxes, record spending and record debt would want to change the topic from reform to having sex with horses and S&M parlors.

Ahhh.... it's the Democrats fault for "trying to smear me". So much for accountability.

WNYMedia

In this political climate, it’s safe to assume that the opportunists and hangers-on that make up much of Carl’s activist base will dismiss this report as a “smear” and circle the wagons around their candidate. It is the political culture wrought by Sarah Palin. A reflexive defensiveness to criticism from the opposition on even the most obvious of hypocrisies, malevolence or provable falsehoods.

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GOP patronizes lesbian bondage clubs, criticizes Dems for booking hotel rooms

A political consultant working for the RNC billed them almost $2000 to reimburse expenses at Voyeur, a lesbian-themed bondage nightclub. That's problem #1. Problem #2 is that the RNC reimbursed him for it. Problem #3 is the hypocrisy of it.

The Republican party is the family values party. Presumably, family values doesn't entail two leather-babes gettin' it on in public. Unless, you know, they're hot lesbians. Portia DeRossi, not Chaz Bono.

The money has been returned and the RNC is investigating why someone with ties to Michael Steele is billing for (and getting reimbursed) for sex-themed club expenses.

Showing that they don't get it, the Republicans are attacking the DNC for booking hotel rooms.

Republicans, listen: It's not that you bill expenses. It's that you bill expenses to lesbian-themed sex clubs while trying to claim that you're a family values party while you deny equal protection for the very lesbians you get off watching. That's hypocrisy.

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