11.24.2009

Aww yeahhh, gimme dat Christian Side-Hug

JC in da hizzzzz-ouse!

These hardcore Christian gangbangers (rolleyes) are promoting the newest in Christy anti-sex tactics: avoiding front hugs.

Front hugs give the chance of a brief but dangerous contact with the clothed pelvis of the opposite sex. The CSH stops that, allowing only some hip-on-hip action.

I wish I was kidding. Note the use of the siren in the song, presumably indicating the presence of danger when front-hugging.

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