2.24.2009

Real Time: Is Bobby Jindal animatronic?

"As a CHIld I reMEMber MY dad telling me boBEE amERIcans can do ANYthing. LIIIKE the prESIdent, I ALSO came from a FARRRRRRRRRR off land."

Gosh gee wilikers, I'm going to talk you like you're a retarded 3rd grader visiting a 2nd rate national park.

I'll post video later.

MORE: Jindal just complained about federal spending. Check me if I'm wrong but didn't Louisiana make out pretty well in federal spending the last few years?

MOREMORE: Did Jindal just use the botched federal response to Katrina under Bush as a model for how the government SHOULD work? Maybe it's the meth kicking in, but I'm pretty sure he just did that.

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