Why does Michael Jordan have a Hitler mustache?

This is bizarre. This IS Michael Jordan in a Hanes commercial and he IS wearing a Hitler stache. Perhaps his under-lip soul patch migrated north for the summer? He wants the rights to the NBA franchise in the Sudetenland? It's a ploy to bring Dirk Nowitzki to Charlotte this summer? He wants to challenge Mikhail Prokhorov for 'most evil NBA sterotype'? Thoughts? Ideas ...besides "Shave. Now."?