Palin Scorecard

Print this out and either make a mark every time Sarah says or implies one of the following. Or turn it into a drinking game. Just use something with a low alcohol content. I don't want you dying.

__ Average American hockey mom; can relate to the people

__ Has son at war; understands terror

__ Lives in Alaska; has foreign relations experience (drink 3 if she has the chutzpah to drag this one back out)

__ Turns not knowing a lot of facts into a good thing because "I'm not a Washington insider".

__ Blames the media (this is a given -drink slowly, your liver is important); ignores own past as a member of the media

__ Retarded baby; understand special needs

__ Executive experience (running a state smaller than Fort Worth)

Uses the following phrases:

__ "Back ta ya"

__ "there"; as in "we got a good basketball team there"

__ "ya"

__ "oooh ya"; "auh ya"; "hoa yah"

__ Liberal

__ elite

__ tries to say lots of names of foreign leaders that she obviously just learned