Bill O'Reilly seduces your ass

Yup, someone has dug up clips of Bill-O reading his porno novel Those Who Trespass, his 1998 novel about an O'Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist to kill the people who deserve it the most: the broadcast news bastards who interfered with the O'Reilly character's career. It's personal on the political level, too -- his victims includes a powerful "bitch" named Hillary and a fat "slob" named Martin Moore.

Observations:  Bill's sex talk must be bracing, seeing as how he details it here.  Oh, and he has a very strong fixation with breasts. 

Bill is getting all slow-jam on yo azz. 

"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up."

"I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on."

"Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds."

"Off with those pants."

Bill O'Reilly Tells You How to Do It

Cunnilingus tips from Bill.
 

One teen gives head while another smokes crack.
 

Pipe slow-jam music into your shower!
  

Bizarre confessions: "I wish I were a lesbian."