3.15.2009

McSweeney's lists

McSweeney's is a gem of a satire magazine on the InterTubes.  Some of the best reading are their lists, below.

But if you want to laugh yourself into spams, read Marvel Comics backs Out Of My Publishing Contract

THE LESSER-
KNOWN SLOGANS OF
POLITICAL MODERATES.

BY KATE JOHANSEN AND KATIE BUKOWSKI

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Live free or give me a reasonable alternative!

Peace through pragmatism.

Let's all keep our opinions to ourselves for a while!

It's noontime in America.

Some taxation, some representation.

What do we want? Rational discussion? When do we want it? ... What works for you?

Hooray for prudence!

We request change in a reasonable amount of time after comprehensive discussion of the options!

Who wants peanuts?

BROADWAY MUSICALS
WRITTEN BY GENDER-
STUDIES PROFESSORS.

BY SASCHA COHEN

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Annie Get Your Symbol of Violent, Colonizing Western Masculinity

Hello, Doula!

How to Succeed in Unpaid, Undervalued Domestic Labor Without Really Trying

The Best Little Female-Operated Sex-Worker Co-op in Texas

Bye Bye Burqa

Joseph and the Amazing Heterosexist Dreamcoat of Male Privilege

Jesus Christ Oppressive Religious Figure

Lys Mys


COMMON ILLNESSES
AT THE VATICAN.

BY ELVIS DINGELDEIN

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Stigmataberculosis

A bad case of the Antichrists

Vaticancer

St. Francis of Alopecia

Exorcysts

Blasphemeasles

Immaculate consumption

Hymnorrhoids

Ave Malaria

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